Lo, this is not a real book - just a mock-up hidden between the spines of all these other books on Daniel Paisner’s bookshelf. (See what we did there?) If you’ve somehow landed on this page, the author humbly suggests you take a long, hard look at yourself, and wonder how it is that you’ve been so easily afikoman-ed into believing the publishing world would make room for such as this. (In your sheepish defense, the author will allow that many best-selling books have been built upon lesser conceits.)

“The bread of affliction never tasted so good.” - Kirkus Reviews

“In the hands of a veteran writer like Paisner, ‘Afikoman!’ rises to become an epic tale of biblical proportions..” - Publishers Weekly